A college AU that jumps from the perspectives of the various Reds,
Blues, and Freelancers. No matter how smart any of them actually are
they’re all dumb as shit, and are desperately trying to be functioning
human beings. Some struggle more than others.
one of my favorite burns across the entirety of the mcelroy media empire
captions:
justin mcelroy: “i’ve gotten to the point–fun, uh, uh, tidbit about my wardrobe is that, uh, my-my in-laws, sydnee’s family, uh, have made trips to tybee island, georgia, for a long time. uh-that-that has been their vacation spot of choice for the past five years or so, and every time they went, they would bring me back a, uh, a [laughs] tybee island t-shirt that they purchased, and since i’ve gone with them, i’ve continued the tradition of tybee island t-shirts. uh, so, i started getting them ironically–like i laugh because her little sister picked them out (she was like six or seven at the time), so they-they may be, uh, not the most fashion forward, but then it turned out that half of the clothes i own say tybee island on them somewhere, along with some of their rejoinder like, uh, uh, ‘it’s five o'clock somewhere!’ ‘this this-this is tybee island’–”
griffin mcelroy: “breaking, breaking southern california news, jesse thorn has burst into flames somewhere and nobody knows why [one other brother laughs] you’ve been listening to ‘take this off!’ starring the mcelroy brothers.”
justin: [laughs] “beach t-shirts relax me now, i don’t know what it is–”
one brother (travis?): “we’re killing fashion one shirt at a time! take that!”
justin: “so sue me, it’s october in west virginia. i like to live on island time every day!”
griffin: “I have spotify open right now on my computer. do you want me to blast you? do you want me to put you on blast? ‘cause i’ve got your history right here in the sidebar–'take it back,’ by jimmy buffett; ‘nautical wheelers’ by jimmy buffett; ‘jolly mon sing’ by jimmy buffett; ‘steamer’ by jimmy buffett; ‘treat her like a lady’ by jimmy buffett; ‘mañana’ by jimmy buffett; 'when salome plays the drum’ by james buffett, 'havana daydreaming’ by jimmy buffett–WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU? [over one or both brothers laughter] ARE YOU HAUNTED? ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED? YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER!” [griffin laughs]
justin, weakly, squeakily: “i had a case of the mondays! i had the monday blues–i was just trying to chase them away!”
travis (?): “i just want to remind people of the concept of this show is that justin makes up one third of the team that is qualified to tell people–”
Ive looked at this guys deviantart. He likes making comics where judy dies, but only if its funny. There are a lot of comics like that in his gallery, or there were last time i checked. The fox in the picture is not nick wilde, its a female fox oc who he wrote about judy getting with and marrying and adopting kids with after she broke up with nick. The abortion comic was not actually pro life, it was just meant to be a one shot soap opera type story that happened to use abortion to create the drama. Judy is supposed to be the one in the right in that comic, which is why she gets all those nice things happening to her in the follow up comic.
I think the thought process is that he wants to write overly dramatic and silly stories and just happens to use zootopia characters to do that instead of making up ocs for it for some reason.
She walked into my office with the swagger of a racecar pit crew boss. From her steel toed boots to her safety glasses, this dame was giving me forklift certified vibes strong enough to shake me loose from my classic depression laced with alcoholism.
her carabiner jingled with keys to four speakeasies, two u-hauls, and a thousand broken hearts.
every once in a while im like “lmfao isnt england embarrassed to have a queen” but like the lawyer wig situation is honestly above and beyond that weirdness like what is that. do they make you guy your own wig. is it like harry potter where it chooses you. is it custom. do you go to a judge wig store. how come some wigs dont fit and look like shit
Wait judges wearing wigs isn’t a universal thing? (The monarchy is a shit show we know that). But your judges don’t wear wigs? How do you know they’re the judge then?
i love this question. you guys are alright sometimes. in america the judge wears robes and everyone else dresses like its sunday service
